Xorknob Has Zoomed In

From Outerspace!!

• He's a very tasty, frosted, alien-shaped cookie

• He zoomed here in his Flying Saucer, cushioned in a nest of MartianMallows^TM

• He was invented by two young boys and "brought to Earth" by neighborhood friends and has made front-page news
  

• You can get a free cookie sample 

• Order a super cool T-shirt! Lots of designs!

• We need your help to get Xorknob into Trader Joe's and Target:  Please take the polls!

• "Do the Xorknob" dance and join the party!

Xorknob got together with some friends for a dance party.  He taught everyone "The Xorknob" and made this video so you can learn, too. 

Where will you do the Xorknob???  Show your Xorknob love by making your own video, uploading it to YouTube, and sending the YouTube link to us at videos@xorknob.com.  If Xorknob likes it we will prioritize your free sample shipment!